you haven't gotten a question in so long. do you not feel sad? do you not feel miserable?
i would ask you this normally, but you yell at me a lot, and you can't yell at me publicly because that'd look abusive. can you rank all the chuck palahniuk books you've read? are there any that you dislike or do you think they're all worth reading.. we (i) need to know
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I actually do feel sad and miserable about it. The people don't care for little ol me anymore... Sighs
Also, you Dick, you would never ask me that privately. Because you hate me. Every time we say things like this I get worried the people think a doc about me is going to come out. Jesus christ.
I absolutely can rank them though! I've read four, and am on my fifth: Fight Club, Survivor, Shock Induction, Invisible Monsters, (Haunted).
They're all pretty good! But I can definitely rank them.
1. Fight Club
Obviously. Though it doesn't win by a large margin! The movie adaptation does a lot for the book (and vice versa of course!!!), but I believe it's Chuck's strongest work (that I've read). Palahniuk has a very specific style of voice, and everything about Fight Club suits it perfectly IMO.
2. Survivor
The tone of this novel is extremely similar to Fight Club, as is extremely similar to all of Palahniuk's books, but plot wise It's just as entertaining as Fight Club. Back in the day there was word of a movie in works [please please please please] which would be pretty fucking awesome, though it'd have to be toned down like Fight Club was, 100%. Survivor, to me, felt a bit messy (the way Palahniuk likes it), but it served the cast, plot and environment perfectly methinks. Fantastic book. If you liked Fight Club you'll like Survivor. Insufferable main characters. Definitely very very funny as well. I laughed out loud at Survivor the Most.
I've realized I accidentally listed them in the order I was gonna rank them, which happens to be the order I read them in!
3. Shock Induction
This is Palahniuk's most recent novel. I enjoyed it! It was a SEVERE mess, on purpose of course, and I believe I couldn't thoroughly appreciate it thanks two its constant references to classic fiction I haven't read. I think his voice is altered just enough to suit the narration and Main Character; if you had asked me before, it'd have been hard to believe Palahniuk could accurately write a young girl, but, she IS "gifted", which certainly reminds me of the rest of his self-assured cast of main characters. Shout-out War Dog, my goat.
4. Invisible Monsters (REMIX)
I will say I did enjoy Invisible Monsters. I somehow didn't see the plot twists coming, despite it being a Chuck Palahniuk book... I read the Remix, which I'm sure I enjoyed more than I would've enjoyed the original. The entire cast sucks, and it was fairly miserable. Not nearly as funny as it tried to be, but nonetheless, I'm an enjoyer of Queen Brandy's nonsense.
And I'm currently reading Haunted! I believe I'll slot Haunted in just below survivor. It's a collection of poetry, following a spooky plot. Very spooky. I like it!
Regarding like, disliking them... I think I'd certainly recommend essentially any Chuck book before Invisible Monsters/Shock Induction. Haunted may also be a good place to start but I can't be sure yet On That One.
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